Latest Addition To Endangered Places List: Houston’s Astrodome
The 8th wonder of the world is facing demise. There are a handful of fanciful ideas for how it can be used, but until one is finalized, there are many people who’d like to see it torn down. One...
View ArticleToo Much Caffeine Causes Serious Mental Disorders?
This is not a joke. According to the most recent version of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, more commonly known as the DSM, too much coffee causes a rash of symptoms that all...
View ArticleBreast Milk Flavored Lollipops Make Babies Stop Crying
If breast milk is powerful enough to turn a screaming, thrashing, crying baby into a happy, quiet, sleeping one, why not capitalize on that sedative? Breast milk flavored lollipops, vile or inventive?...
View ArticleScience Rocks! Squeeze Boobs To Prevent Breast Cancer
According to the best scientific study ever, squeezing breasts can stop malignant breast cancer cells. Consent is still required, ladies and gentlemen, so don’t go running around claiming to be a...
View ArticleYour Website Sucks Because It’s Slow
Last month was Speed Awareness Month, and here are some reasons having a fast website can be important to small business owners. When I’m not writing crazy-science stories for redOrbit, I’m usually...
View ArticleLatest In Medical Diagnoses: Ghetto Booty
Imagine you’re at the doctor for back pain, and he diagnoses you with “Ghetto Booty.” Compliment or abuse? I guess that depends on where you’re from, and Tennessee’s own Terry Ragland considered it...
View ArticleMore On Limp Penises: Average Penis Size Not As Big As You Think
July reports of average penis size in America might have you a little stumped. A new study published in July’s issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine finds that the average American man's penis is...
View ArticleTurn Your Kid’s Markers Into Gasoline
Well, not gasoline exactly. Crayola is spearheading a new effort for their old, dried-up markers to be recycled and turned into clean-burning diesel fuel.
View ArticleNaked Shoeshiners In NYC?
“We’re not Hooters,” the shoe shining ladies exclaim. Proprietor Kevin White opened the store because he was tired of getting his shoes shined by stony-faced men in "run-down, hole-in-the-wall" shops.
View ArticlePorn Invades The Blogosphere, Google Defends
Adult-themed blogger sites may soon be in for some trouble with the platform's owner, Google. The problem is, Google’s blogging platform, Blogger, has recently been utilized by some porn profiteers,...
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